7 Ways BTS Would Totally Win (and Fail) at Being Abeoji (dads)
Father’s Day, But Make It Run BTS: Expect Chaos, Love, and Questionable Life Advice
When you think of Father’s Day, you probably picture ties, barbecue, and heartwarming advice. But if BTS were our dads?
Get ready for chaos, dad jokes, random dance breaks, unexpected deep talks at 3AM, and unconditional love... with a side of kimchi fried rice! 😆
Here’s what Father’s Day would look like if Tannies took over. (And honestly? We'd want it no other way.)
1.RM: The "Professor Dad" Who Gives Life Advice... and Then Trips Over the Couch.
Expect a deep, meaningful speech about your potential... followed immediately by RM walking straight into a door.
He’d fix your bike, reorganize your bookshelf alphabetically, and teach you to love yourself — all while accidentally dropping his phone for the 47th time.
2. Jin: The Dad Who Thinks He's the Coolest... and He's Not Wrong 😂
"Worldwide Handsome Dad" energy ALL DAY. Jin would show up at your school yelling "MY KID IS THE BEST" from the parking lot while throwing finger hearts.
Also, prepare for endless "dad jokes" that are so bad, they’re actually legendary.
Example:
"Hey kid, want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it."
3. SUGA: The Grumpy But Soft Dad Who Pretends Not to Care (But 1000% Does)
SUGA would grumble about everything — homework, chores, WiFi — but you’d catch him secretly recording your school performances and cheering louder than anyone.
He’d pretend to nap on the couch, but he’s really just "supervising" you... with one eye open.
4. J-Hope: The Hype Dad You Deserve.
J-Hope would be the dad that shows up at every event with a megaphone and a banner saying "YOU’RE AMAZING!"
Every day would start with a random dance battle in the kitchen. Warning: you will lose.
5. Jimin: The Sweet Dad Who Gives You Life Advice While Hugging You for 3 Hours Straight.
Jimin would tuck handwritten notes into your lunchbox like "You're doing great sweetie!"
He'd also spend three hours helping you pick out your outfit because "first impressions are important!" — and then cry when you leave for school because you’re growing up too fast. 😭
6. Taehyung: The Dad Who Teaches You Deep Life Lessons... in the Most Confusing Way Possible.
Tae would start off telling you to follow your dreams... and somehow you end up discussing why saxophones sound like ducks. 🦆🎷
But you'd always remember his advice — and you'd laugh every time you thought about it.
7. Jungkook: The "Still a Kid at Heart" Dad Who Challenges You to a Video Game Tournament
Jungkook would "let you win" at Mario Kart, then accidentally destroy you 10 rounds in a row because he’s just that competitive.
Also, he'd turn every workout into a playful competition, because "fitness is family time."
If tannies were our dads, Father’s Day would be a celebration of pure love, laughter, dance-offs, weird jokes, and heartfelt advice.
And honestly? That’s exactly what makes a family — just like BTS and ARMY have always been. 💜
So this Father’s Day, whether your dad is the "Professor RM" type or the "Hype J-Hope" type, celebrate them with all your heart — APOBANGPO! 🎉
Happy Father’s Day from the loudest, proudest, goofiest family — BTS and ARMY! 💜😂