OUR 7 KINGS ARE COMING BACK HOME - BTS IS COMING—AND ARMY IS IN SHAMBLES!
ARMY, are we breathing? (No, we are not.)
One second, I was just minding my business, trying to have a peaceful day off, doing laundry, grocery shopping… you know, adulting. And then—BAM!
BTS JUST DROPPED A MASSIVE ANNOUNCEMENT AND WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT’S GOING ON!
So… 7 Moments is coming. RUN BTS Poly Highlight Package is coming. BTS is coming.
ARMY IS GOING WILD ON SOCIAL MEDIA—IT’S CHAOS! 🔥
BTS didn’t even say a single word. No teaser, no explanation, just some grayscale posters and mysterious titles. And the entire fandom collectively lost it, because within minutes ARMY completely took over Twitter - utter chaos.
Honestly, no one knows what’s happening, but we’re all yelling, theorizing, and throwing our wallets at the screen anyway.
BTS REALLY PLANNED THIS?
They left us a message in 2022, “This is not the end. Yet to Come.”
They gave us the FESTA dinner where they poured their hearts out.
They promised, “We will be back.”
Whatever it is, BTS never does anything randomly. This has been planned for years, and the timing is too perfect. HYYH 10th Anniversary is here, their return is near, and now we’re getting memories of the 7 together again. 😭💜
Let’s break it down:
📅 Key Dates (a.k.a. The Days We Lose Our Minds)
💥 March 18 – 7 Moments Sales Notice
💥 March 19 – 7 Moments Pre-Order Begins
💥 April 2 – 7 Moments Release
💥 April 7 – RUN BTS Poly Highlight Package Sales Notice
💥 April 8 – RUN BTS Poly Highlight Package Pre-Order Begins
💥 April 24 – RUN BTS Poly Highlight Package Release
BTS IS SEVEN. AND THEY’RE COMING BACK.
Doesn’t it feel like they’re pushing us through the last stretch of the marathon?
🔥 "Keep going, ARMY, you're nearly there!"
🔥 "You are SO close—here, have a treat!"
🔥 "Hold on just a little longer. We’re coming back to you soon."
The industry isn’t ready for this comeback. We can almost hear their voices again, almost see them standing on stage together. The biggest moment in music history is just around the corner.
MY MIND RIGHT NOW.....
Look, we all knew 2025 was going to be a wild year. But BTS is really out here making sure I do not have a single penny left before June even arrives.
We’ve been saving for the reunion, for the concert (manifesting 😭), for a trip to Korea in June to welcome them back… but now?
Me, looking at my savings account: You were so beautiful once.
Also me when the merch drops: looking at my cart full of BTS merch: Well… guess I didn’t need that money anyway.
ALSO ME 🤡🤡🤡 LOOKING AT THE BIGGER PICTURE 🤣😭
🔹 March → April → May = BTS content overload
🔹 JUNE = BTS COMEBACK?!
Coincidence? I THINK NOT.
ARMY, hold on tight. We’re in for a ride. 💜🚀
